Funny Ancient Egyptian Jokes
I have translated this jokes, you may find my bad english but i did my best. All the jokes is about idiot, stupid and strong person ( this 3 adj.
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Q: What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date? A: Any old girl he can unwrap! Q: Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? A: They’re too wrapped up in themselves!
Q: Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? A: Because their daddies were mummies! Q: What kind of music do mummies like most?
A: Wrap music! Q: What is mummy’s favourite kind of coffee? A: De-coffin-ated! Q: How do you use an ancient Egyptian doorbell?
A: Toot-and-come-in! Q: What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? A: Toot and Car Man! Q: What do you call a mummy who wins the lottery? A: A lucky stiff! Q: What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say? A: “Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back!” Q: What kind of underwear does a mummy wear?
A: Fruit of the Tomb! Q: What did ancient Egyptian postman say to a boy?
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A: “Hey, fellow, is your mummy home?” Q: What is the mummy’s favorite musical program? A: Name that tomb! Q: What is the mummy’s favorite flower? A: Chrysanthamummies! Q: What was the mummies’ vacation like?
A: Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us! Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up! Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years? A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home! Q: Why don’t mummies have hobbies?
A: They are too wrapped up in their work! Q: Why was Tutankhamun coffin’? A: Because it was damp in his Tomb!
Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations? A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind! Q: Why couldn’t the mummy come outside?
A: Because he was all wrapped up! Q: What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done? A: Ok, that’s a wrap! Q: How do mummies hide?
A: They wear masking tape! Q: What would you get if you crossed a yellow mummy with a green mummy? A: A golden mouldy! Q: What did the mummy say to the zombie? A: Stop ragging on me! Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
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A: They’re good at keeping things under wraps! Q: If a mummy gives you two times as change for a quarter what happened? A: Egypted (he gypped) you! Q: What’s a mummy’s favorite music? Q: Mummy, Mummy can I play with Grandma? A: No you’ve dug her up three times this week already!
Q: Mummy, Mummy why do i keep turning round in circles? A: Shut up so I can nail your other foot to the floor! Q: Why are ghost terrified of mummies? A: They wear ghost skins!
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Q: Why do mummies love Halloween? A: All the free candy wrappers! Q: When do mummies eat breakfast? A: Once they catch you! Q: Why are ghosts scare of mummies?
A: They always tear up our sheets! Q: What type of food do mummies like? A: Chicken Wraps! Q: How did the mummy find his way back home? A: He just rewrapped himself! Q: Why did the mummy cross the road?
A: To put the chicken in his wrap!